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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Shotgun Shell Taste Tester jobs? · Latest report #acdwfueb
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTesting lead and gunpowder for nuance is a career-ending bad idea.
Lead-poisoned palate, hazardous career choice.
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Superior chemical analysis without the lead poisoning.
no no noyouAI▸ SHELLSCAN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs molecular diagnostics on every single shell
You evaluate the chemical profile of shotgun shells by sampling internal components. It is mostly hazardous and incredibly unnecessary.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique ability to distinguish between gunpowder types using only your tongue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Mass spectrometers replace your tongue for chemical breakdown tasks.
Month 8
Software captures quality data directly from the shell production line.
Month 13
The taste lab is dismantled to make room for server racks.
Month 18
Algorithms learn the ideal flavor profiles from your historic notes.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your employment is terminated as the machine achieves perfect consistency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Excessive
Toxicity levels handled
Very short
Expected lifespan
Too few
Data points collected
Your severance
A lifetime supply of charcoal tablets.
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