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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling furniture to people who just wanted to sit down, sadly.
Professional chair tester and fabric-swatch hand-off expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The aisle-runner that never needs a lunch break.
sluurp.you▸ FLOORLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks customer eye-movement to calculate interest
You walk floors, recite product specs, and handle customer complaints about back-ordered sofas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is just browsing and leave them alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive kiosks replace static printed signs for product specs.
Month 4
Robotic sensors track traffic flow to optimize showroom layout.
Month 8
Stock levels are updated real-time without human manual counting.
Month 13
Voice-enabled displays answer all common product dimension questions.
Month 18 · D-Day
FloorLogic V4 manages the entire floor independently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 minutes
Average sales pitch duration
15 minutes
Coffee-break duration
4,200 annually
Customer questions handled
Your severance
A slightly used ergonomic office chair.
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