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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling overpriced toasters to people who don't need them is over.
Professional dream-seller of stainless steel refrigerator doors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the small talk.
ow.youAI▸ LUXURYCONVINCE-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized high-pressure sales scripts instantly
You manage high-end appliance demos and track customer leads. You close sales by describing features and processing payments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face about how quiet the dishwasher is.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software optimize the showroom layout automatically.
Month 5
Smart screens answer all technical specs better than a human.
Month 10
AI manages the CRM and emails prospects at optimal times.
Month 15
Algorithms adjust sale prices instantly based on local demand.
Month 21 · D-Day
The kiosk now handles the full transaction from start to finish.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 minutes
Average sales pitch length
4 cups
Coffee consumption per shift
High
Customer ego inflation rate
Your severance
A slightly used convection oven and store credit.
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