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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsManaging crustacean logistics while pretending to enjoy the smell of brine.
Director of crustacean logistics and pond-side therapist.
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Optimising the ecosystem from pond to package.
help!youAI▸ PRAWNMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates tank oxygen levels automatically
You oversee shrimp sorting, freezing, and farm operations. You balance cold-chain logistics with aquaculture biology daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a batch is off just by the faint, earthy scent.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors map pond parameters to predict optimal harvest windows.
Month 7
Vision systems begin grading shrimp size without human oversight.
Month 16
Algorithms handle the cold-chain distribution and temperature logs.
Year 2.3
Staff queries are handled by HR chatbots trained on biology manuals.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The PrawnMaster 9000 takes control of the entire facility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
20 tons/hr
Average shrimp throughput
High
Brine-related equipment corrosion
Maxed out
Unpleasant smell tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of frozen deveined cocktail shrimp.
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