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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthEnjoy your salt-crusted field work while the sensors remain expensive.
Master of the salt-water tank and shrimp demographics.
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Data collection without the wet socks.
splat.you▸ CRUSTACEANOBSERVER V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
tracks growth rates in real-time underwater
You count, measure, and analyze crustacean biological data in tanks and wild habitats.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to spot a sick shrimp before the monitor flags it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Real-time water quality monitoring removes your daily tank checks.
Month 6
High-res cameras replace your manual population counts and observations.
Month 17
Robotic brushes and automated cleaning cycles handle the algae scrubbing.
Year 2.5
Precision robotic arms and imaging tools perform necropsies automatically.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system writes its own research papers and closes your office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,200 units
Annual samples processed
800 hours
Hours spent cleaning tanks
12 percent
Average shrimp mortality rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cocktail sauce.
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