Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Siebel Consultant jobs? · Latest report #dtnwvqja
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsConfiguring legacy enterprise software for companies that should have stopped years ago.
Still waiting for the perfect object configuration.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Migrate to the cloud before you rot.
help!youAI▸ ORACLE-EXTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
migrates your entire database in one click
You spend all day managing complex Oracle CRM deployments, fixing broken object interfaces, and wrestling with ancient configuration tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who remembers why that specific business logic exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI agents begin scanning your scripts for deprecated logic patterns.
Month 3
Smart models map your legacy Siebel objects to modern APIs.
Month 6
Systems extract data and restructure it into a cloud database.
Month 10
The AI builds a modern UI that actually works on mobile.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server is decommissioned and your login credentials are deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
80% of life
Hours spent on scripts
142
Legacy bugs per module
Excessive
Coffee intake per deployment
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based therapy sessions.
Discussion
