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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour hand-drawn chalk art is just an expensive, dusty font file.
Professional eraser and amateur calligraphy enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Digital ink that never smears or fades.
squeeze.youAI▸ SIGNWRITER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reprints your sales signs every ten minutes
You letter chalkboards for grocery displays using markers and stencils. You manage store-wide sales signage and visual layouts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a hand-lettered sign feels warmer than a digital screen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Standardized font sets replace your unique, inconsistent hand-lettering style.
Month 5
High-definition digital screens are installed over all store aisles.
Month 12
Central office pushes all branding updates remotely via cloud software.
Month 19
Gantry systems mount new screens without needing your ladder work.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your chalk markers are recycled and you are officially relieved.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
2 kilos
Chalk dust inhaled
4,200
Spelling errors fixed
0.01%
Total creative freedom
Your severance
A box of premium dustless chalk and a damp rag.
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