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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsClimbing ladders to drill holes is an inefficient use of gravity.
Master of gravity, heights, and questionable wall anchors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bolting permanence into concrete, perfectly every time.
sluurp.you▸ WALLMOUNT-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
levels massive signage with zero tolerance
You measure, drill, mount, and wire physical signs onto building facades.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a wall surface will crumble before the drill hits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the wall structure to predict drill-bit kickback.
Month 4
Auto-leveling lasers replace your manual spirit level checking.
Month 13
Automated arms drill and set anchors in precise, validated patterns.
Year 2.1
Modular signs snap into bus-bars to bypass manual wiring.
Year 3 · D-Day
The gantry unit finishes your last job without breaking a sweat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
2 per year
Average ladder slips
4 percent
Installation errors
500 pounds
Weight lifted daily
Your severance
A slightly used industrial-grade cordless drill kit.
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