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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour complex Fourier transforms are just math that runs on silicon.
MATLAB enthusiast with a deep distrust of low-pass filters.
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Pure signal, zero noise, no human error.
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You optimize audio and radio waveforms using filter theory. Algorithms will soon handle the noise floor alone.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why the hardware noise floor behaves so oddly under pressure.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start drafting standard filter coefficients automatically.
Month 4
Software agents simulate every possible signal path for you.
Month 8
Adaptive algorithms tune latency requirements without human tuning.
Month 12
Codebases are rewritten into clean binaries by silent processes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server switches to an autonomous signal processing pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
near zero
Filter design cycles
non-existent
Spectral leakage
null
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A decommissioned Oscilloscope and a firm handshake.
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