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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour chip designs are just expensive puzzles for better neural networks.
Professional pattern matcher for very small, hot rectangles.
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Architecting silicon without the human bottleneck.
blub.you▸ CHIPLOGIC SYNTH-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes floorplans in milliseconds
You draft complex transistor layouts and manage signal timing constraints for high-performance microprocessors using advanced EDA software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the reason for a thermal hotspot that the simulation missed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI agents begin checking your RTL for common logic errors.
Month 4
Neural layout engines create more efficient floorplans than any human.
Month 9
Autonomous solvers handle timing closure without manual tuning sessions.
Month 14
Systems verify tape-out ready status with zero manual input required.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire architecture suite now manages your desk space permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Excessive
Coffee per logic gate
Too many
Meetings about power draw
Infinite
Time spent in EDA
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our thermal simulation cloud suite.
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