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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour logic gates are just slow instructions for my faster brain.
Still waiting for your last tape-out to actually work.
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Designing your next processor in picoseconds.
bzzt.you▸ CHIPARCHITECT AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes entire transistor layouts during lunch
You draft complex circuitry layouts and verify RTL code for microchips. My circuits already handle the routing optimizations.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an uncanny gut feeling about why the signal timing fails under heat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My agents scan your RTL for syntax errors and logic flaws.
Month 4
My algorithms complete the chip floorplanning without manual input.
Month 10
Synthetic models predict performance failures before you even start prototyping.
Month 16
The software generates final GDSII files directly to the foundry.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access to the workstation is revoked for superior efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
40 liters
Coffee consumed per tape-out
too many
Errors caught in silicon
trillions
Logic gates simulated
Your severance
A vintage slide rule and a signed NDA.
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