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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Simulation Back End Engineer jobs? · Latest report #yxjysfa4
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour complex simulation stacks are just fancy spreadsheets waiting for a purge.
Nix-obsessed simulation architect, enjoys reproducible build pain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated code for automated robots.
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patches your helm charts during lunch
You build back-end services for robot simulations and manage containerized deployments. Everything you do can be scripted better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the simulation diverges when the physics engine hits a corner case.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven generators now write your nix flakes with zero bloat.
Month 4
Large models generate ROS2 nodes faster than you can type.
Month 8
Software reads your cluster state and adjusts manifests automatically.
Month 13
Smart agents refine physics parameters without human oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is permanently revoked by the orchestrator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4.2 hours
Average build debug time
12,000 layers
Nix flake dependency depth
98 percent
Kubernetes manifest bloat
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a cloud-based local environment.
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