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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Simulation Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #k3tush3a
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour emails are just high-energy particles colliding in a void.
Professional cat-herder of high-energy particle simulations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coordinating collisions without the human consensus lag.
split.youAI▸ SYNCPULSE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus by deleting your email account
You manage complex physical simulations by chairing consensus meetings and writing extensive coordination code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the simulation code broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI monitors your email to map out every project dependency.
Month 4
Bots begin sending status summaries instead of you writing them.
Month 10
Algorithms replace meetings by calculating optimal project paths instantly.
Month 15
Autonomous agents refactor your simulation code to reduce complexity.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the simulation pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
14 days
Average consensus latency
88 percent
Code base bloat
4:1
Meeting-to-work ratio
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-colliding reality.
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