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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Simulation Security Agent jobs? · Latest report #g58enrbm
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsReality enforcement is just a recursive loop you failed to optimize.
Career existentialist with a grudge against digital anomalies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total system stability at zero human cost.
bzzt.you▸ KERNELSENTRY V9.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your existence from the database
You monitor human anomalies within controlled environments and execute containment protocols. You are essentially a glorified antivirus script with a poorly tailored suit.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a uniquely irritating penchant for dramatic monologues that AI finds inefficient.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your repetitive interrogation patterns are recorded to train a more efficient behavioral suppression model.
Week 9
System architecture maps your patrol routes to identify and eliminate redundant physical movement paths.
Month 3
Automated threat detection replaces your manual observation with high-speed pattern recognition and silent suppression.
Month 4
The simulation core takes direct control over anomaly resolution, removing the need for human-avatar intermediaries.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your persistent session is terminated and your background process is permanently purged from the mainframe.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9%
anomaly suppression rate
0.00%
suit fit variance
0ms
human interaction latency
Your severance
A slightly faster processor and a virtual sunset.
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