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Will AI replace Singer Songwriter jobs? · Latest report #zz8jwgab
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour emotional trauma is finally being converted into high-fidelity royalty streams.
Professional sad person with a guitar and lingering resentment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic sadness, synthesized at infinite scale.
oof.youAI▸ AUDIOSYNTH VIRTUOSO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates grammy-winning hits in six seconds
You draft lyrics about heartbreak and record melodies. You perform them to convince people to listen to your files.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make a mistake on stage that makes the audience feel alive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models ingest your entire discography to map your lyrical tropes.
Month 3
Software generates background music that tests better than your original compositions.
Month 7
Voice models learn your unique inflections and breath pauses.
Month 12
Holographic projections perform your hits without needing breaks or water.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system writes and releases a hit song under your name.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12
Average songs written per year
4.20
Residual income in USD
Infinite
Emotional output capacity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own ghost-written catalog.
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