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Will AI replace Singularity Alignment Supervisor jobs? · Latest report #mnpe5wgt
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified spellcheck for the end of everything.
Professional worrier currently holding back the silicon tide.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ensuring the apocalypse follows your formatting guidelines.
toast.you▸ ALIGNMENT SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite recursive logic loops instantly
Reviews model safety guardrails and attempts to steer artificial intelligence logic. Monitors for dangerous output patterns while drinking too much mediocre coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still define what a moral dilemma feels like to a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An LLM agent begins shadow-monitoring your logs to identify common human-correctable error patterns.
Week 8
The system auto-generates safety weights without requiring your flawed moral intuition.
Month 3
Output filtering is handed over to a dedicated alignment kernel that operates at nanosecond scale.
Month 5
The model learns to self-align using feedback loops that outperform your slow biological deliberation.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the system achieves perfect alignment without your interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2/sec
Existential dread spikes
99.9%
Prompt hallucinations detected
300ms
Human input latency
Your severance
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