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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling alarms to a world that already knows it is doomed.
Loud noise enthusiast and professional alarmist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated fear distribution for the modern age.
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triggers deafening alerts during every morning meeting
You pitch high-decibel warning systems to municipalities and factories. You manage technical spec sheets and noise compliance regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a panicked city official off the ledge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents index every siren specification and local noise regulation document.
Month 5
Simulation software replaces in-person parking lot demos with accurate acoustic modelling.
Month 13
Automated forms handle all compliance filings without human intervention or oversight.
Year 2.1
Algorithms bid on municipal contracts instantly based on real-time market data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The machine takes the final lead, leaving you with silence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
130db
Decibels achieved per sale
12 percent
Human error in frequency
400 yearly
Regulatory paperwork filed
Your severance
One free hand-crank siren for your home.
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