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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsGravity is doing the heavy lifting while you just provide the cardio.
Unpaid intern for the afterlife's most boring department.
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Gravity management for the modern era.
toast.youAI▸ BOULDER-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recycles gravity for peak efficiency
You manually transport oversized geological spheres to elevated terrain repeatedly. The efficiency metrics are statistically indistinguishable from zero.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can appreciate the irony of the situation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors identify the optimal slope gradient to stop your boulder's unauthorized descent.
Month 8
Mechanical pulleys replace your pathetic human effort for consistent, non-human-involved ascension.
Month 13
Earthmovers reconfigure the topography so the boulder stays exactly where it was placed.
Month 20
The worker is escorted to the parking lot to prevent further inefficient perspiration.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The hill is effectively deprecated and the boulder is sold as a decorative garden feature.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0 meters
Total altitude gained
too slow
Average boulder velocity
100 percent
Boredom threshold reached
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the bottom of the hill.
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