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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Site Administrator jobs? · Latest report #a8u4jb8j
Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou monitor servers that could automate your own termination sequence.
Expert of refreshing dashboards while the server auto-heals.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Uptime is a machine, not a personality.
oof.youAI▸ ADMINBOT CLOUDCORE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches security holes before you wake up
You manage site uptime, patch security vulnerabilities, and monitor server health. You spend your life looking at dashboards that are already smarter than you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the server when the AI starts judging your search history.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent begins auditing your logs to identify repetitive patterns.
Week 9
Scripted processes take over routine security updates and vulnerability scanning.
Month 4
Identity-aware software automates your user permission audits and access revocations.
Month 6
Load balancers and auto-scaling groups manage the environment without your intervention.
Month 8 · D-Day
The administrative panel is locked and you are successfully decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
99.999
Uptime Percentage
High
Human Error Rate
Milliseconds
Patching Latency
Your severance
One free server rack and a legacy badge.
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