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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Site Agent jobs? · Latest report #27heuzsn
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are just a glorified FAQ page with a heartbeat.
Human interface for broken login links and site errors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Conversational support that never needs a lunch break.
ow.you▸ TRAFFICFLOW AI-V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters tickets with zero human intervention
You track site traffic and help users with basic navigation issues. Your job is effectively a live chat bot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific frustration in a user's typo before the software does.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
Automated text models start answering the easiest site navigation queries.
Month 14
System sensors start auto-detecting outages before you can read the log.
Year 2.4
Machine learning sorts your help queue better than you ever could.
Year 3.6
The site fixes its own glitches so nobody needs to report them.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site agent role is turned off permanently by the main server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
200ms
Average response latency
14 percent
Human error rate
Very low
Customer patience score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic support tier.
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