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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a manual override for a script that failed.
Professional breaker of production at 4:55 PM on Fridays.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure without the human middleman.
oof.you▸ AUTORESYNC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reverts failed deployments in ten milliseconds
You monitor system health metrics, manage incident response, and manually patch broken infrastructure configurations to keep servers running.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts reading logs faster than you ever could.
Month 3
Software adjusts server capacity before traffic spikes happen.
Month 6
System detects and patches its own configuration errors automatically.
Month 10
Bots execute pre-written runbooks without needing your permission.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and you are fully redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
140 BPM
On-call heart rate spike
4 hours
Ticket resolution latency
8 cups
Average coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated error reporting tool.
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