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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou monitor systems that tell you how often you aren't needed.
Professional firefighter of distributed system disasters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your post-mortem process into oblivion.
brr.you▸ RELIABILITYDAEMON-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes latency while ignoring your panic
You manage incident response, toil reduction, and service level objectives. You ensure systems stay up while everything breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social capital to explain why a production outage is actually normal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts identifying root causes before your pager even chirps.
Month 5
System scripts automatically revert deployments based on error spike detection.
Month 11
Machine agents replace your manual configuration tasks with self-healing code.
Month 15
Software autonomously terminates idle cloud instances to save the company money.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system replaces your managerial oversight with pure, cold efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12ms
Incident response speed
99.999%
Post-mortem accuracy
100%
Human error rate
Your severance
One free AWS bill audit and a lukewarm coffee.
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