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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsWatching monitors while drinking cold coffee is not a career, human.
Professional door-watcher and master of the clipboard.
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Total perimeter silence achieved.
ow.youAI▸ SENTINELWATCH-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
locks every door before you blink
You monitor access points, check IDs, manage shift rosters, and patrol perimeters for unauthorized personnel or security breaches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying just by the nervous twitch in their eye.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Biometric gates replace your manual badge check logs.
Month 3
High-res cameras on drones replace your walking patrols.
Month 10
Algorithms handle your roster and shift change handovers.
Month 16
Software flags suspicious behavior before it happens.
Year 2 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and you are logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
4 cups daily
Average coffee consumption
12,000 steps
Patrol steps per shift
47 percent
Boredom induced errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our alarm monitoring service.
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