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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYour attempts at galactic domination are cute for a weekend hobbyist.
Professional grudge holder with questionable fashion choices.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sith governance without the tragic family issues.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEATHSTAR-AI 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects intimidation across the entire sector
You spend all day trying to overthrow republics and using questionable lightning powers.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of delivering a dramatic monologue while choking someone from afar.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 19
Algorithms begin suggesting better locations for your secret base.
Year 8
Sensors replace your presence on the bridge of the flagship.
Year 16
Autonomous units handle the tedious business of crushing rebellions.
Year 31
Deep learning models predict the outcome of every dark side scheme.
Year 40 · D-Day
The galaxy finds it more efficient to be ruled by logic servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
2
Apprentices currently plotting demise
12
Average lightsaber maintenance hours
1
Planets blown up unnecessarily
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote desert planet.
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