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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsManaging teenagers' existential crises is just an algorithmic sorting problem now.
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no no noyou▸ ADMINHEAD V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters student drama into binary data
You oversee student pastoral care, academic tracking, university applications, and school discipline. You spend your life in spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine apology versus a performance in a teenager's eyes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your student trackers move to a centralized predictive model.
Month 7
The system starts generating all student report card comments.
Month 16
Sensors and digital logs predict discipline issues before they happen.
Year 2.2
University application drafting is handed over to generative agents.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The assistant head's office is now a sleek server room.
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