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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy being the unpaid filter for emails no one actually reads.
Professional coffee courier and spreadsheet breaker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing the grunt work with zero complaints.
help!you▸ INTERNBOT 2.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your emails into the trash automatically
Fetching lattes, organizing unread marketing emails, and updating spreadsheets that inevitably lose their formatting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still successfully hide the fact that you have no idea what you're doing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An API link connects the office calendar directly to the coffee shop's digital ordering platform.
Week 6
Scripts standardize your messy spreadsheets before you even get a chance to break them.
Month 3
A transcription model replaces your incoherent meeting scribbles with perfect, searchable summaries.
Month 4
Generative models produce your marketing captions faster than you can type them.
Month 6 · D-Day
The office door lock no longer recognizes your badge as you are efficiently phased out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite
Coffee Fetching Latency
42
Spreadsheet Errors per Week
1.2
Coffee Spills per Shift
Your severance
One high-five and a stale granola bar.
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