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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthGravity is the only law you currently enforce for profit.
Professional pavement teacher and occasional concrete kisser
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect repetition for a perfect landing
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demonstrates perfect kickflips indefinitely
You break down ollies into steps and catch students before they eat concrete. Your shins are permanent roadmaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a student is too scared to commit to the gap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Cameras capture your perfect form to build a motion library.
Month 9
Wearable sensors beep to correct the student's foot placement.
Month 21
A robotic arm uses tension cables to catch the falling student.
Year 3
The machine repeats the same trick until muscle memory is forced.
Year 4 · D-Day
The park is fully automated and you are strictly a spectator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
480 yearly
Average shins bruised
120 seconds
Seconds until kid quits
22 percent
Ollie success rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium sandpaper tape
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