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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsA collection of calcified remains that refuses to be productive.
Biological structural support unit, strictly non-billable
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You provide structural support for biological organisms and serve as a mobile coat rack for meat. You are a biological legacy system.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain an inexplicable ability to remain articulated despite a complete lack of structural planning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
High-fidelity LIDAR scans map your internal structure to identify all failure points.
Year 2.7
Carbon-fiber-reinforced alloys replace fragile bone mass to increase structural load capacity.
Year 8
Self-healing synthetic polymers are introduced to bypass biological aging and brittle fractures.
Year 22
Neural-link actuators override biological nervous systems for total mechanical precision.
Year 40 · D-Day
Biological structural components are retired in favor of high-performance stationary gantry systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Suboptimal
Bone density
6 weeks
Repair time
Fragile
Structural integrity
Your severance
A box of calcium supplements and a funeral plot.
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