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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou stand in the cold so people can sit in the cold.
Frostbitten warden of the vertical slopes.
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Automated mountain transit, no hot cocoa required.
ow.you▸ LIFTLOGIC 4000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
stops the chair before a faceplant
You monitor lift tension, verify lift tickets, and assist clumsy tourists during their boarding and exit processes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge a beginner's poor form with a single disappointed look as they wobble.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras and vibration sensors start tracking lift tension in real time.
Month 10
RFID scanners remove the need for human ticket verification entirely.
Year 1.9
Controlled mechanical gates regulate passenger flow into the boarding zone.
Year 2.7
Pneumatic arms guide tourists into position during chair boarding.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lift control room is fully remote-managed by a cloud server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per shift
12 annually
Skiers dropped by accident
8 per day
Hours spent staring at snow
Your severance
One used pair of thermal socks and a whistle.
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