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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsSelling overpriced plastic boots to people who forget them every winter.
Custom boot fitter who still believes in foot anatomy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision fitting for the slope-addicted masses.
sluurp.you▸ SLOPESYNC FIT-MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
molds custom footbeds in thirty seconds flat
You manually fit boots, grind custom insoles, and drill skis for bindings. You are a glorified human vice.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a boot fit issue by watching a customer wince in silence.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map customer feet instantly to eliminate manual measuring time.
Month 12
Controlled thermal ovens replace your manual monitoring of shell softening.
Year 2
Robotic jigs align and drill ski mounting holes without human error.
Year 3
3D foam extruders print perfect custom insoles while the customer waits.
Year 4 · D-Day
The shop is now a fully automated self-service fitting kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
45 minutes
Average boot fitting time
800 pairs
Skis drilled per year
4 mugs
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A slightly used wax iron and a sticker pack.
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