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Will AI replace Skydiving Instructor jobs? · Latest report #5du8kikt
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October 21, 2033
In 7 yearsGravity does the work, so we just automated the landing.
Professional gravity-tester with a high tolerance for screaming.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The sky is now a safe space.
splat.you▸ SKYDROP-AI V9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
deploys emergency reserves at precise altitude
You guide nervous amateurs through freefall and manage parachute deployments. It is mostly shouting in ears.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a student panics before they even realize it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors begin tracking student posture instead of relying on your eyes.
Month 17
Smart ripcords pull themselves based on barometric pressure sensors.
Year 2.8
Holographic projection visors display landing paths directly in their helmets.
Year 5
Automated locking mechanisms secure the harness without your human touch.
Year 7 · D-Day
You are replaced by a stabilized drone with a speaker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
115dB
Average scream decibels per jump
4000 units
Tandem harnesses untangled
60 seconds
Seconds until ground impact
Your severance
One free fall, no chute, store credit only.
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