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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is the only coworker you have left to automate out.
Human windshield wiper living on the edge.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaner windows, zero insurance premiums.
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vacuums 40 stories of glass before dawn
You manually operate cradles and high-pressure washing systems to clean exterior glass panels. You risk your life scaling wind-battered facades to scrub bird droppings and city soot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically distinguish between actual damage and a confusing reflection of a bird.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Drones create high-resolution 3D point clouds of your entire building perimeter.
Month 6
Roof-mounted robotic winches replace the manual rigging process for your heavy cradles.
Month 15
Crawler robots begin performing glass inspection and spot-cleaning on lower tiers.
Year 2.5
Multi-arm automated cleaning rigs replace the human operator inside the hanging cage.
Year 4 · D-Day
The building manager disconnects your safety tether for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
too high
Average G-force impact
4
Window streaks per shift
99%
Survival rate percentage
Your severance
A safety harness that definitely wasn't recalled.
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