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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour puns are just training data for a much faster machine.
The digital office clown, master of the pun thread.
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Automated comedy for your enterprise workspace.
help!you▸ PUNMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers dad jokes with zero human remorse
You spend all day crafting quips for internal chats. A LLM does it faster and without needing a salary.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which coworkers will actually laugh at your stupid jokes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your most popular jokes for pattern replication.
Week 9
The system begins suggesting puns faster than you can type.
Month 3
The bot handles all routine channel banter autonomously.
Month 5
Your manual messages are marked as redundant by the platform.
Month 6 · D-Day
The bot permanently replaces your account with a funnier version.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
2 seconds
Average response time
94 percent
Pun quality index
0.1 points
Corporate cringe score
Your severance
One free Slack emoji reaction to your resignation letter.
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