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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou teach machines to see, so they can replace you faster.
Senior geometry wrangler, professional cloud-point debugger.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the world without the human ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ MAPGEN-X CORE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes loop closure at machine speed
You optimize visual odometry and sensor fusion algorithms to map spaces. Your code dictates how robots navigate the world.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why the lighting conditions caused the global map to explode.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents iterate through your code to find optimal model settings.
Month 4
Neural nets simulate infinite sensor scenarios to train your replacements.
Month 8
Large models rewrite your SLAM kernels into highly optimized assembly code.
Month 13
Testing rigs run physical robots through courses to verify performance.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system completes self-optimization.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
85 percent
Time spent debugging point clouds
99.99 percent
Drift correction accuracy
too much
Coffee consumed per commit
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud computing credits.
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