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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career is heading for a swift and public faceplant.
Professional face-slapper with a shaky grip on reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistent trauma at 500 hertz.
toast.youAI▸ IMPACTBOT V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly calibrated palm strikes
You repeatedly strike opponents in the face for viral content. Soon, a hydraulic press will do it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly look into an opponent's eyes before the lights go out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
High speed cameras map facial anatomy for optimal strike vectors.
Month 6
Piston-driven arms test force thresholds on ballistic gel heads.
Month 13
Computer vision detects illegal hits faster than human officials.
Month 19
Live venues install mounting points for industrial slapper rigs.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Robots replace humans in every weight class across the globe.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4 inches
average cheek inflammation
too high
viral view count
100 percent
concussion probability
Your severance
A single bag of frozen peas.
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