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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell software to governments that already know it is bloated.
Expert in navigating municipal bureaucracy and endless RFPs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing public contracts without the steak dinners.
glub.youAI▸ GOVDEAL AGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates federal procurement filings overnight
You hunt for public sector leads and navigate complex procurement gates. You pitch digital solutions to stagnant departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain the RFP to a confused council member.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots identify and monitor all local government public tenders automatically.
Month 4
AI fills out 90 percent of compliance paperwork without human input.
Month 8
Algorithms map the decision makers based on public record activity.
Month 13
Voice bots handle the initial discovery and technical capability checks.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system submits the final bid and signs the contract digitally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Zero
Cold outreach calls
Infinite
Procurement forms filled
Total
Pipeline churn rate
Your severance
One free trial of your own obsolete software.
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