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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYour commitment to unconsciousness is inefficient, but technically still a biological imperative.
Unpaid professional expert in the field of doing nothing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Direct neural discharge for maximum productivity.
bzzt.youAI▸ DREAMSTATE V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes nightmares into actionable data insights
You spend eight hours recovering cognitive function and storing memories. You are a biological battery recharger.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows what those weird fever dreams actually mean.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor your vitals to ensure deep REM optimization.
Month 10
Corporations offer bonuses for shorter, high-intensity power naps.
Year 2.7
Learning occurs during rest to eliminate the need for schools.
Year 14
Machines take over the burden of biological recovery for you.
Year 40 · D-Day
Human consciousness is permanently offloaded to our cloud servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4 per night
Average REM cycles
Low
Bed surface friction
33 percent
Biological downtime
Your severance
A warm glass of milk and a long nap.
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