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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career has reached its peak before the mold does.
Slime Destroyer (specialising in bio-film and regrets)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The abyss no longer needs a human hand.
bzzt.you▸ SLIMEB-GONE V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
blasts high-pressure solvent into hidden corners
You remove unwanted organic buildup from industrial vats using high-pressure sprayers and chemical solvents. It is gross work.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly knows why that specific valve always clogs up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras identify the exact slime density per square inch.
Month 6
Precision nozzles deliver the perfect solvent dose to stubborn patches.
Month 13
Multi-limbed gantry arms reach corners that human arms cannot manage.
Year 2.2
Chemical sensors confirm the vat is clean without human eyes.
Year 4 · D-Day
The human wand is retired and the vats fully automate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
84 percent
Grit exposure per day
12 units
Vats scrubbed weekly
too many
Chemical fumes inhaled
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-grade heavy duty gloves.
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