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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet with more expensive dinner receipts.
High-functioning panic artist with a vision board habit.
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You make frantic decisions based on incomplete data while desperately trying to keep payroll and morale afloat.
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You can still look a crying employee in the eye and lie.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors and software track all expenses and revenue in real-time.
Week 10
Algorithms filter candidates based on personality traits and success metrics.
Month 7
Smart contracts handle all vendor negotiations without human intervention.
Month 11
AI mediators replace your awkward face-to-face employee discipline sessions.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a central decision-making agent that never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
48 hours
Average decision latency
180 gallons
Coffee consumed annually
42 percent
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