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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour calendar is a messy tomb that AI will happily delete.
Master of the inbox and keeper of the physical keys.
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Emailing clients faster than you can blink.
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deletes your entire backlog in one click
You manage appointment scheduling, email correspondence, and filing tasks for small businesses. Your desk is a clutter zone.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the physical office keys are kept.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your calendar automatically starts rejecting meetings based on your past availability patterns.
Month 3
AI begins drafting replies to your clients before you even open them.
Month 7
All your physical papers are scanned and indexed by a vision-enabled scanner.
Month 12
The landline is replaced by an AI voice agent that sounds too cheerful.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
142 processed
Emails per day
4 mugs
Coffee consumption
0.1 seconds
File retrieval time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium paper shredder.
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