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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsTrading your life stories for a glass-washing algorithm's efficiency.
Professional listener and amateur draft technician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pours, zero unwanted life advice.
oof.youAI▸ PUBBOT LIQUID DISPENSER V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters customer complaints through a muted processor
You pour draft beer and listen to local drama all night. Soon, self-service kiosks will handle both perfectly.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how much ice a regular needs without being told.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Tablets replace printed menus to track inventory automatically.
Month 10
Robotic draft arms handle the perfect pour every time.
Month 20
High-pressure smart washers replace manual scrubbing entirely.
Year 2.5
Smart scanners check IDs faster than any human ever could.
Year 4 · D-Day
The pub turns fully autonomous and the human role ends.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
99.9 percent
Average pour accuracy
Zero instances
Unsolicited advice provided
Near zero
Glass breakage rate
Your severance
One lifetime supply of stale pretzels.
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