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Will AI replace Small Town Mayor jobs? · Latest report #ivxctba3
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November 6, 2026
In 2 weeksYour town's bureaucracy is now officially a static PDF file.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Because ninety people don't need a human.
glub.youAI▸ CIVICAUTOMATON 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
greets your constituents with a polite chirp
You manage village records and meetings for ninety people. The software does it in a millisecond.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually nice to the people you see at the bakery.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
All town records are scanned and moved to the cloud.
Day 5
An app now handles hedge disputes using logic gates.
Day 8
The ninety residents vote on motions via simple buttons.
Day 11
Regional prefects issue commands via the central display terminal.
Week 2 · D-Day
The town runs itself perfectly without a human mayor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
0 percent
Average citizen computer literacy
90 souls
Town population
minimal
Actual required mayoral brainpower
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium digital dog biscuits.
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