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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour drills and ladders are just inventory for a faster machine.
Professional hole-driller and low-voltage cable untangler.
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Perfect alignment, zero callbacks.
help!youAI▸ PORTALLINK GRID-AUTOMATOR 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
levels every hinge with laser precision
You mount smart locks and hubs on residential doors. You wire low-voltage sensors to gate controllers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a door frame is warped just by touching it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision sensors scan door frame geometry during initial setup.
Month 7
Pre-drilling jigs reduce human error during frame preparation.
Month 16
Auto-routing tools handle the low-voltage wiring mess.
Year 2.1
Cloud agents bypass manual hub configuration tasks.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The gantry replaces your presence on the job site.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
zero
door alignments per hour
none
incorrect wiring incidents
infinite
cables tucked per shift
Your severance
A slightly used cordless drill and a thank you.
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