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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour soldering iron is just a fancy paperweight waiting for retirement.
Serial tinkerer and keeper of the tiny screw graveyard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Solder, swap, and sell without the sighing.
glub.youAI▸ FIXMASTER-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates screens at triple human speed
You manage shop logistics and perform precision hardware repairs on smartphones while juggling gadget sales quotas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the customer is lying about dropping the phone in water.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software handle all stock orders without human input.
Month 7
Smart kiosks test device health before you even touch them.
Month 15
Vision-guided arms replace batteries and screens in controlled environments.
Month 20
Dedicated machines process incoming stock to perfect factory standards.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The shop is now fully autonomous and requires zero human supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 minutes
Average repair time
12 percent
Gadget sales margin
3 out of 10
Customer patience rating
Your severance
One refurbished phone charger and a sincere thumbs up.
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