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Will AI replace Smash Burger Cook jobs? · Latest report #68w3n989
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour iron-willed spatula arm is no match for high-pressure hydraulic plates.
Professional meat-smoosher and grease-absorber.
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Perfect sear, every single time.
toast.youAI▸ FLATTOP TERMINATOR 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
presses sixty patties in under a minute
You press ground beef onto hot flat-top grills until thin and crispy. Then you assemble it with cheese and sauce.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the meat is perfectly crusty just by the smell and sound.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the exact timing of the perfect Maillard reaction.
Month 7
Robotic arms replace the physical effort of smashing beef balls.
Month 16
A single gantry machine handles searing, flipping, and bun toasting.
Year 2.2
Automated patty dispensers eliminate inconsistent meat portioning errors.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The grill operates autonomously and your spatula is sold as scrap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
45
Avg burgers smashed per hour
98 percent
Grease saturation of apron
Low
Human tolerance for grill heat
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium beef tallow soap.
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