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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell software to people who hate talking to salespeople.
Professional email spammer with a quota to hit
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before they even ask why.
split.youAI▸ PITCH-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized emails that close themselves
You cold call, run discovery demos, and nag prospects until they sign a contract for global payroll software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a prospect is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI writes and sends emails more persuasive than yours ever were.
Week 12
Bots handle discovery calls by mimicking human enthusiasm and fake empathy.
Month 7
Adaptive software demos show prospects features they actually might want.
Month 10
Algorithms handle all redlining without needing a human to approve.
Month 14 · D-Day
The sales team is decommissioned as revenue flows through direct checkout.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99.2%
Cold calls ignored
4000 items
Pipeline filler fluff
100%
Meetings that were emails
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says Open To Work
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