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October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYou are selling low-margin software to people who hate you.
Expert at navigating gatekeepers and ignoring soul-crushing rejection.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized demos at 3 a.m
You cold call, email potential clients, and demo software platforms until the prospect says yes or hangs up.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a prospect is actually lying about budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An automated scraper verifies every contact phone number for accuracy.
Week 9
A language model generates and sends perfectly timed sales emails.
Month 5
A synthesized voice agent handles initial qualification calls autonomously.
Month 8
AI screens show personalized feature sets based on user behavior.
Month 12 · D-Day
The system closes the sale without a human ever saying hello.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.8 percent
Cold calls ignored
240 messages
Emails sent daily
6 months
Sales pipeline drift
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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