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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading your soul for a lighter and a pack of menthols.
Expert in navigating the complexities of neon-lit retail.
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Automated age verification and inventory dispensing system.
help!youAI▸ VAPEVAULT PRO 400▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
verifies age via retinal scan instantly
You scan items, check IDs for age compliance, and handle physical cash registers for customers buying tobacco products.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a fake ID is trying to pass as a real one.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Government-linked digital IDs replace your physical validation routine.
Month 5
Secure dispensing kiosks arrive to replace your manual handling.
Month 13
Cameras track inventory levels so you stop guessing restock needs.
Year 1.9
Physical cash registers are disabled to force digital payment transitions.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop is now fully automated and requires zero staff presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
100 percent
ID check accuracy
12 seconds
Average transaction time
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium rolling papers.
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