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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsPolicy drafting is just paperwork that algorithms can finish by lunch.
Operational architect of the smoke-free future.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic cessation without the human friction.
shred.you▸ QUITBOT ORCHESTRATOR X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized relapse warnings via push notifications
You oversee staff and strategy for quit-smoking programs while also coaching clients through their nicotine withdrawal journeys.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle lies in a client's voice during a difficult session.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scans your policy binders to standardise all operational rules.
Month 5
Scheduling software replaces your manual team management tools.
Month 11
Large language models handle the bulk of client coaching interactions.
Month 16
Dashboard algorithms dictate the direction of the service delivery model.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously while you update your LinkedIn status.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 percent
Client relapse rate
400 yearly
Policy documents drafted
Infinite
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A one-year supply of nicotine patches and gum.
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