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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour ability to blend frozen strawberries does not justify your existence.
Professional frozen fruit shaker and protein powder duster.
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help!you▸ BLENDMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
prepares 50 orders while you take lunch
You blend frozen fruit and powders into cups while manually restocking inventory. Your speed is limited by human fatigue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a toddler is about to knock a full blender over.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in bins alert headquarters exactly when strawberries hit low levels.
Month 7
Gravity-fed chutes drop precise gram amounts of powder into the jar.
Month 16
Integrated high-pressure jets blast residue off jars in three seconds flat.
Year 2.1
The entire shop is converted into a sealed vending pod system.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Human input becomes a liability and the machines take full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
400 units
Cups blended per hour
0 percent
Spillage waste
0.1 grams
Ingredient precision
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired frozen banana chunks.
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